The best jokes from the Justin Bieber roast

Now now, don’t cry Justin. Source: Getty Images

“WHAT do you get when you give a teenager $200 million?” asked Justin Beiber. “A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.”
And he got called much worse.

Celebrities such as Kevin Hart, Snoop Dogg and Shaquille O’Neal didn’t hold back as they roasted Justin Bieber for a Comedy Central TV special set to air later this month.

Other stars such as John Legend, Jaden Smith, Kendall Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian laughed along in the audience as the pop star was torn to shreds on stage.
Here are the best jokes. And a warning, some of them may offend:

Jeff Ross: “Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a moustache before you?”

Jeff Ross: “You are the King Joffrey of Pop.”

Jeff Ross: “I know you’ll never end up like Kurt Cobain or Amy Winehouse ... respected.”

Jeff Ross: “Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of s***, and he hangs out with James Franco.”

Jeff Ross: “Kendall Jenner, if you and Justin Bieber get married, who is going to give you away? The only man in the family is Khloe kardashian.”

Ludacris: “He may have turned 21, but Justin will always be a baby to me. Since babies (urinate) everywhere and never know when to shut up.”

Shaquille O’Neal: “Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.”

Kevin Hart: “Bieber has 10 million fans — most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.”

Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy) made a surprise appearance. Source: Getty Images

Chris D’Elia: “You have it all, except for respect, love, friends, and a Grammy.”

Natasha Leggero: “Justin’s fans are called Beliebers because these days it’s politically incorrect to use the term ‘r****ds.’”

Ron Burgundy: “This kid has spunk, moxie, and probably a few other STDs.”

Ron Burgundy: “I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather.”

Yep, he’s all grown up. Source: Getty Images

 

After being the butt of the joke for hours during the taping, the 21-year-old singer gave a contrition speech.

“I turned a lot of people off over the past few years, but I know I can still turn out good music and turn everything all around,” said Bieber, whose music has been overshadowed by his offstage antics, which include reckless driving, public urination and throwing eggs at a neighbour’s home.

Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber airs on March 31 on Foxtel’s Comedy Channel.

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